Doc0075: Sprinting eagerly to his waiting car, Mr Whuffles, is the young waiter (19) Jean-Pierre. "Hon-hon-hon" reverberates around the circus tent as he squeezes in behind the wheel. He fondly compares his new ride to his beloved Microlino 2.0.
Having not originally been in the Big Top, (82) Wat appears behind Snookums when the car coughs and it sounds like it said his name.
Wat gives him a friendly pat on the bumper with a joy buzzer and gets knocked on his back when the car boot springs open in response. Wat dusts himself off and clambers in to the drivers seat awkwardly.
Mr Whuffles engine springs to life and he tootles along happily with a gaelic flair. Jean-Pierre is a little perplexed when 6 small birds fly down to hover above the car.
"Sacré bleu, how do I juggle that iz flying?" An ominous voice replies "Find a way".
The Frenchman clambers out of the car to frantically start hammering some wood he had placed on Mr Whuffles roof into 6 bird boxes. Reaching in through the drivers window occasionally to adjust the steering, he starts to juggle the bird boxes in the air.
Happily the little birds enter their new homes and tweet along as they go up and down.
Snookums follows with Wat driving when one by one 5 Martian Goblins drop from above. Wat shouts out to each as they approach, leaning out of the drivers window "Say my name!".
The first four call out "Wat!" and he teleports behind them to guide them safely to Snookums where he juggles them.
The fifth replies with "eh?" much to Wat's frustration. He shouts again, though this time in a strained voice as he struggles with the juggling, "Say my name!".
The remaining Goblin manages a "Dave?" before splatting into the ground below. His arms aching, Wat drops the remaining Goblins by their fallen comrade where they proceed to slurp up his remains.
Radaggarb pulls out his ledger and starts tallying his score for Jean-Pierre vs Wat. He jots down some notes, then replaces the pen in his top pocket, oblivious that the pen immediately leaked into his top pocket, ruining his pressed white business shirt.
Thinking outside the box to cage the birds first before juggling them, but a slightly underwhelming performance ruined a perfect score.
Undone by Martian Goblins, a species universally known for being incredibly dull creatures. A valiant attempt which sadly failed. Extra points for comedic timing with a joy buzzer.